stupid quotes

this section will no longer house but one silly quote, but now holds all the idiotic things we say. if someone says something stupid, make sure i hear about it, so i can put it on the page. here they are:

<s|mon> bee
<s|mon> are we unix?
<bee> are we unix?
<s|mon> our system
<s|mon> what does unix mean
<bee> our systeM?
<alfgone> hehe
<alfgone> hehhe
<s|mon> well, MY system
<bee> simon
<s|mon> they must be close
<bee> are you running Windows 95?
<alfgone> aha
<s|mon> win98
<bee> oh
<bee> then you've used unix
<s|mon> ok then
<s|mon> thank you
<s|mon> i appreciate it


<alph> and send me the pic of the guy with the huge cock

<WackyChik> actually I was using the disguise to ask for some pics of men (Editor's note: Jordan Justice said this)

<s|mon> i dont want my anal virginity to go at such a young age

<tWiSt> All day i dream about fucking
<tWiSt> KORN

<bee> my life revolves around Queen Roger and his army of Fairies

<bee> sucking 492 cocks a day will give u a bitch of a sore throat (so yer mom tells me)

<zafron> like the time i banged adam's mom 32 times in one night

<BuckNaked> man that was funny, I though ian was gone so I said "Thank god ian is gone, I hate that kid", it turnedout he had just changed his name to norm, then he tried to cyber rape me up the poop chute.

<zafron> queen bee and his army of fairies

* [zone] is back [farce was good...mmmm]
* [zone] is gone [lubing up cock'n'balls...]

<[zone]> manwithhugecock.jpg
<[zone]> it's great

<BuckNaked> come on man, I got these chese burgers man,I'll suck your dick!"

<BigDawg> im a fag

<bee> up simon's ass goes the strange man's cock

<s|m0n> mat watkins said to mark, while his girlfriend was there," shut up mark, ill kill you and rape ur girlfriend"

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<s|mon> fuckass
<s|mon> dumbass
<ScruffOr> are you done now s|mon
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<s|mon> wtf
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<s|mon> you are the biggest fuckin moron ever
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<ScruffOr> settle down
<ScruffOr> ok?

<tWisT> daddys little girl aint a girl no more
<s|mon> cuz u raped her?
<tWisT> yes

<bee> and said i found a tampon behind 7-11 and ate it and now my stomach hurts

<TUBBS> I am a flaming homosexual

<zellers_> eat some poontang
<zellers_> yum
<zellers_> bee's mom has the best
<s|mon> yum yum

<s|mon> time to heat up my leftover food, scruff0rs mom

<bee> ACK
<bee> EXPLOSIVE DIAREHA
<bee> BRB

<zafron> roger grabbed my balls in the hottub

<bee> 8====D_______ 8 = roger's fun land.

<zellers_> aw jeeze it feels like I have a big gob of cum in my throat
<zellers_> it wont' go away

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